Thursday, October 2, 2008

Vice Presidentional BINGO!

I was just thinking this morning that I don't really care about the VP Debate tonight, other than it's potential humorous material, because I know who I'm voting for.  Nothing they can say tonight will sway my vote, honestly.

But having said that, I just saw this hilarious drinking came for tonight's debate:

AVP Debate Drinking Game
brought to you by CL
September 30, 2008

This Thursday! A debate for the ages! Two contestants, one vice presidency! Who will earn the honor of succeeding Dick Cheney?

In the blue corner Joe "I take the train home" Biden.
In the red corner Sarah "I can see Russia from my house" Palin.

Blue Team Rules:
- For every mention of Scranton, PA: Take a sip.
- When Biden begins the "I take the train home everyday story" begin drinking.  Don't stop 'til he finishes.
- When Biden questions Palin's inexperience: Drink something you've never had before.
- When Biden makes an obvious gaffe: Spill your neighbor's drink.
- When Biden uses X words when Y will do: Drink for X-Y seconds.
- When Biden patronizes or self-identifies with the working class: Down some brew. (Bonus points if you use Miller High Life.)
- When Biden lambastes Washington Insiders: Make a toast to his 35 years of experience in the US Senate.

Joe Biden checklist; if he mentions all of the following, finish your drinks: Blue Collar, Golden Parachute, Little Guy, Washington Insider, Working Class.

Red Team Rules:
- Every time Palin cites Alaska's proximity to Russia as "foreign policy experience": Take a shot of vodka.
- When Palin claims she said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say "thanks but no thanks,' and then when no one's looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.
- When Palin recounts putting the governor's jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends.
- When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is, in fact, experience: Give your friends a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint, and insist that it's the same thing.
- When Palin points out that Biden thought Obama was too inexperienced for the job: Finish your drink and say, "Oh SNAP!"  If you're a democrat, follow this by crying.
- When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt's Blue as your read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.
- When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you're the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.

The Sarah Palin checklist; if she mentions all of the following, finish your drinks: Bush Doctrine, Snow Machine, Moose, Lipstick, Hockey Mom, Family Values.

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